Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize