I CAN MOONWALK!
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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