I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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