what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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