I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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