All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it glows. i had to have it.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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