what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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