what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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