so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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