apparently the secret to your success is patron
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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