Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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