Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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