"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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