How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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