Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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