there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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