oh god the rape fog is back!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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