dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Randomize
