I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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