it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
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