he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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