She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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