did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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