all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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