She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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