Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
he fucked my hip out of place.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
