Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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