You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
He did a backflip because drugs
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