Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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