big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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