Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
tell me about the eggs
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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