I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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