You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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