just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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