We're like a lot better than the average bears
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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