We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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