Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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