how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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