So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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