Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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