More tranny stories later!
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We have so much sex to catch up on
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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