So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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