Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
He kissed a someone with a penis
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
