I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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