I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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