Taylor Swift is so right about you.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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