He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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