ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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