Non-Jews are for practice
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize