no. you can't hotbox the world.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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