That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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