you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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